Reason #56

I can’t get “call me maybe” out of my head

Reason #55

I own a dragonfly green Tetsubin (or kyuusu) that steeps delicious tea 

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louisamaytoday:

rapindustryfanfiction:

Justin Bieber asks Nicki Minaj on a date: a dramatic reading by louisamaytoday.

Today in Sydney I contributed to Rap Industry Fan Fiction, written in part by my buddy Drew in Brooklyn. Frankly, I think the musical backing track takes away from my emotive - nay, dramatic reading - but I do not know what rap is. 

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Reason #54

I wrote two poems about oatmeal this morning.

Reason #53

I can do better in wii bowling than actual bowling, and I was in a league for 6 years.

Also,

http://rapindustryfanfiction.tumblr.com/post/10571006932/t-pain-reveals-his-creative-process-to-chris-brown

Reason #52

I submitted a post to this tumblr because I’m a Boss.

And its the funniest thing / best quality writing I’ve read in a long time.

http://rapindustryfanfiction.tumblr.com/

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Reason #51

I can honestly say that I’ve gone halfway around the world for someone

and in a crazy, wonderful moment

pronounce myself the biggest fool

with a smile wider than the harbor bridge

at sunset, when the shadow

aches out towards the sea

in a loud, cockatoo yell.

Reason #50

The day I do not chuckle at bathroom humor is the day I die a little inside.

Reason #49

So far in Sydney I have mocked a woman leaving a methadone (overcoming heroin addiction) clinic for wanting to purchase a 1800 pram.