“amper s and” by anatol knotek
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Justin Bieber asks Nicki Minaj on a date: a dramatic reading by louisamaytoday.
Today in Sydney I contributed to Rap Industry Fan Fiction, written in part by my buddy Drew in Brooklyn. Frankly, I think the musical backing track takes away from my emotive - nay, dramatic reading - but I do not know what rap is.
(Source: rapindustryfanfiction)
Reason #53
I can do better in wii bowling than actual bowling, and I was in a league for 6 years.
Also,
Reason #52
I submitted a post to this tumblr because I’m a Boss.
And its the funniest thing / best quality writing I’ve read in a long time.
Reason #51
I can honestly say that I’ve gone halfway around the world for someone
and in a crazy, wonderful moment
pronounce myself the biggest fool
with a smile wider than the harbor bridge
at sunset, when the shadow
aches out towards the sea
in a loud, cockatoo yell.
Reason #49
So far in Sydney I have mocked a woman leaving a methadone (overcoming heroin addiction) clinic for wanting to purchase a 1800 pram.
